July 14, 2010

NSFW: The Weekly Porn Review

I know I havent done a weekly porn review in ages....but...I want to delve into the question:

Is Superhead REALLY that super????

So I'm on the phone with one of my Frat brother and he is going on and on about Karrine "Superhead" Steffans and how bomb her head techniques is. If you arent familiar with who Karrine Steffans is, you must not have a TV or live on a commune.  Anyway, she's the pretty much video hoe who fucked mad dudes in the sports and entertainment industry and wrote a book about it..and got rich. Paving the way for whores around the world to feel like they can get their "come up" by airing their dirty laundry and spreading their legs.

Furthermore, she is supposed to have the best head technique that ever existed on the planet (hence the moniker "Superhead").. Well...I'd heard she done a porn with one of my favorite porn stars Mr. Marcus so of course I had to check it out (and my Frat told me to google it....darn you P!! *smh* )

WARNING: So here's the video.



Ok. A few things disturb me about this video. (And you all know I am going to have to critique it)

First off,  I mean..ERRYBODY know thats you Superhead. Why not call yourself..SUPERHEAD. What's this "Honey" business? I'd be making mad loot off the name "Superhead". I'd copyright it...trademark it..get t-shirts printed (Ok..not really) but you get what I'm saying.

 Secondly. the HELL you looking so damn busted.  Porn girls usually have some of the flyest makeup and weave jobs on the planet. You look like the neighborhood hood rat! *smh* Hair aint done. Nails looking a mess. And the fake boobs! *sigh*...dissapointing!

Of course..Mr. Marcus was looking delicioso as usual. *wipes brow*..and his penis is gorgeous (as usual). So when they get to the head part...I had to do a step back...Did Mr Marcus had to jump off the chick? DAMN!

I mean...I personally felt she was using WAY too much hand movement...and it was obscuring my view of what she was doing with her jaws.  AND she left out the balls! I mean cmon now! The balls are important too..as is the perinieum (that place between the balls and the well..butt..) So perhaps (as my ex said) her jaws have the "lock of life" on them. LMAO! But whatever she was doing, mad the usually unabashed Mr. Marcus have to back off of her. I had to give her props for that. She kept it sloppy, hot and wet....good for her. But the hand movement..what you doing? Playing the clarinet??? It's a PENIS! *smh*

When it got to the actual intercourse part, I let out a visible yawn. She was subpar at best. And Mr Marcus was OVERLY excited. I think it was more about him giving and recieving sex from SUperhead than it was about her actual vaginal action. She also talked WAY too much foR ME! Cmon chick..you aint the baddest in that area. Your nookie didnt look special..didnt have glitter come out of it when you got down..I didnt hear any music playing. Whatever..you were a boring lay.

All in all...she was....A+ with the head...and a C+ at best in taking the D....


I give this clip a 4.5 outta 5 for the HEAD.....and about a 3.5 outta 5 for the actual sex.


Superhead......you aiight! *kanyeshrug*

(I'm sure I could do better.........................Ok that's a lie..let me stop! LMAO!)

8 comments:

  1. Yeppppp.

    Superhead, fo' real.

    What do you feel she could have done to receive the entire 5 stars?

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  2. @Don....I shall not give away my secrets (LOL). But I dunno..maybe some hands off..more lips..I dunno. *shrug*

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  3. If she's got Mr. Marcus squirming, she's gotta be the truth. Yea, I've heard of her. Hadn't actually seen her in action till just now. Looks like she's got great suction and tongue technique to get that kinda of reaction. The other things you mentioned(ball & perinieum play)are important but not always needed...especially if the main head game is on point. Just me though.

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  4. I don't know what you're on Mocha. Supahead earned that name and the crown! She had Mr. Marcus runnin from it. PHENOMENAL!!!

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  5. Is she really only 21, or did she say that for purposes of the video?

    So I'm curious.... was this video made before or after her "fame" with the book? If after, then wouldn't that be considered regression? Like, first a groupie, then authoress (if you call her that), and then.... porn star? That's a step back, no?

    I couldn't get thru this whole video. It was so boring and I wasn't able to fast forward. Also, her hair looked so, so awful. Who wears those headbands anymore?

    To me his jumping back appeared extra and contrived. I didnt even get to the sex part, because it didn't keep my attention long enough.

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  6. @Y...

    This was made at the HEIGHT of her SUperhead phenomena..and while she is young..she isnt 21. She may be in her early 30's. They all lie about their age.

    The sex itself was VERY boring and I feel that Mr Marcus was being dramatic. *smh* and very extra. So...I dunno man. Then she had the nerve to say "This is just regular head". I hate to see what SUPER is. I dont get it. She aiight. LMAO!

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  7. You're so right about this ... I was so disappointed in this video. Her name is SuperHAND.

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  8. Tati/Yakini, she was 21 when she made the video. She's 33 now. The first book came out like 5 years ago, so this video was before she became a "household name" per se.
    I remember seeing this when it first came out, and I was pretty impressed. lol
    Judging by Mr. Marcus's pull back, she did the job, and did it well.

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