Sex and The Southern Belle

There is a simple law of nature and natural selection and beauty. It's called the "Law of 3" aka . "The Trinity". Fellas..all in all..it's about the "Law of 3" aka "The Trinity". NO WOMAN has the trinity ( Ass, Legs/Thighs/Hips (yeah..they are grouped into one), and Boobs ) without some other apparent flaw. She never has all 3.  That is how natural selection of beauty works. Usually women get 2 out of 3 blessings in those departments in the natural selection process. If she has nice legs/hips and big boobs, she has no ass (like me...BONUS: I have an incredible face and good bone structure).. If she has nice ass and hips/legs, then she has no boobs. (like Beyonce ...no boobs whatsoever...corns on her feet...terrible weaves....but she also has a nice face...and light skin..so...she's up there) And if she has ALL 3..her face is MUCKED (such is the case of Serena Williams -amazonian body, face like a defensive end). OR if she has all ...

Actually.. this review is isn't about porn at all. It's more of a product review. It is about Condom Cases for Ladies. (Sourse: http://www.condomania.com/ ) In my search for a fab new white purse this season, I was looking through an old purse and found a condom. It was all old and shriveled up and deep down in the crevices of my purse. I had totally forgotten that it was even there. Which made me think of something I had seen in Essence magazine.: I need a condom holder. Anyone who knows me knows I am totally obsessed with cases for my accessories. I have matching red cases for my Ipod, Blackberry, and my digital camera. (BTW...red is my fav color!)   Why should the man be responsible for protection? Why shouldnt I get a cute, fab and girly case for my condoms. I needed a few things in a condom holder: 1) it could hold more than one condom (Hey...might need more than one) 2) it needed to be cute and girly 3) it needed to be inexpensive. Although I'm still on a ...

I'm not trying to brag but.... I am a smart (attractive) black woman. I was educated in the fine public school systems of my county in the high achiever programs and made the honor roll.. I attended an HBCU (historically black college and university) and graduated Magna Cum Laude. I went on to attend graduate school and finished my Master of Arts in 1.5 years with a 3.67 GPA. I'm applying to PhD programs. I'm good at my job. I watch Jeoparday faithfully every night. I try to expand and improve my vocabulary everyday. I have a cursory knowledge of sports, literature and music and I love to read and learn about something new everyday. I feel like I'm a sponge. With that said... I think my brain is a turn off to men. I think guys take one look at me and they assume I have smarts...but perhaps they underestimate how smart I really am. (Then again..smart is relative. It's more intellegent and analytical more than anything). Men claim they want a smart woman. But....I th...