Sex and The Southern Belle

(Photo courtesy of Montoya Turner and Made You Look) Well...well...well. I know. I had the nerve to come back to you all married ...and not without a single HELLO or anything! Well.........let me fix that. Hello, darlings! :) After one heck of a fun wedding (I know...says the woman who was adamant about not even having a wedding) and to one SUPER romantic honeymoon....(whew chile..if a baby was made from that I wouldn't be surprised), I realized I've neglected my blog for a minute. I wrote a rather somber piece after the whole Ray Rice incident. But enough somberness....let's celebrate......... I think I may do a bit of a  quick and dirty "recap"..... and throw in a few pics here or there....... just a few. The weeks leading up to the wedding were def more hectic than the wedding weekend itself.  I even had a shower in my office after I told them NOT to go through all the hassle. It all started on Thursday when I met The Dude's extended f...

My wedding is in 4 months and 20 days............ I work out. I eat right 90% 85% if the time...  Granted I've been sick off and on for the better part of 8 months as well....and my fear is that I will appear like this coming down the aisle: I've always had a struggle with maintaining a healthy weight. Even when I was in high school and barely 125 lbs..I had "thick thighs" and got teased. So naturally, I do not want to waddle down the aisle looking like a big, puffy marshmallow. I picked a wedding dress that will suck in my shape. But knowing the tag says "Size 20" is so disheartening. And most of it is boobs and my tummy...blah! I have a dress fitting in almost a month. And I know that I will not have lost anything. I thought about doing some Arden's Garden detox for a few days. Or just forgoing meat. Or giving up my daily, 2 oz chocolate habit.... But I like food. And I like working out. But I also don't like having live...