Sex and The Southern Belle

Hey Folks! I know.. I have skipped a couple of weeks already! BUT in my defense, having a sick toddler will wear you out... and family really is important. That being said... I've gone through a lot in the past couple of weeks. I've had a physical, which has made me reassess  my life. I have more appointments on the books than I care for just to make sure I am doing ok. I don't want to go into anything as to alarm folks, but I do want to keep on trucking and this is all part of being proactive. I'm still in the gym but not really seeing much progress. I am sure it has something to do with my eating. It isn't that I eat bad.. I just do not eat enough to burn off the fat . I have to meal plan better.. This is where  Pinterest  comes in....I have tons and tons of food options saved. I figure I can do weekly "sheet pan" meals for my meal planning.. and then shop for the week. I normally I am a "once a month" grocery shopper... but I think that...

This blog has been sorely neglected. I feel like with all that is (or isn't) going on.. I just do not have much to say. What can I talk about? Sometimes I sit at the keyboard, blog template open, ready to start typing. Then the baby cries. Or my husband asks me something. Or I start pondering WTF am I doing with my life at 37..... And then I lose all train of thought. What can I talk about? I can talk about being lonely yet not alone. How I do not have a network of friends close to me anymore because I am at a different point in my life :age, marital status, kids.... it's changed everything. My sorority sisters, the ones I am close with, a re busy. My best friends live out of state. It is tough.  Is there a new mommy group that isn't bourgie in Atlanta? That just likes to go out to eat at regular ass spots and walks in the park with strollers? Something like that... I can talk about how I love my husband but we are disconnected. Just ships passing in the night bec...

I do not know where I went wrong with this blog. I got married. (LOL). I dunno... I guess this blog was supposed to document my "reinvention" after divorce. And it did...but what now? Where do I go from here? Am I still "reinventing" myself? Where am I going in this 36th year of life? I do not want to be that girl that "vlogs" and documents every bit of minutia in her marriage.Because shit just gets boring. And I am not going to do that. I learned my lesson the first time I got married with sharing too much. I wont be documenting my pregnancy (if I get pregnant) or anything like that. I want it to be about me... but where do I go from here. What can this blog be about? Can it be about sex positivity with a "soul"? Or something else.........I dunno.When I started this blog, I also focused on different self-improvement/spiritual improvement and thoughts for the year. I had an entire "Bliss" movement. Now...I am not sure where to go with t...

(Kim..you were beautiful but girl..3 dresses?? Nah....) Random Wedding Vent: After watching a few (ok countless...) wedding videos on Vimeo...these are the things that annoy me a) when folks do a Bruh-man "bop" down the aisle or a slow two step or some kind of elaborate processional. Foolishness. Just walk at a normal pace....  b ) explicit rap lyrics at the reception . Granny does not need to hear "F*CKING Problems"by A$AP Rocky in all its glory  c) folks who eat before the bride and groom get their food . We get it..you are hungry.... d) bridesmaids dresses that do not take into account everyone's body type . Everyone doesn't need to be in short or strapless. How rude of you.... e) lude and "bedroom" type private dances for the groom . Dont't nobody's MeeMaw need to be subjected to that either.  f) actually choreographed dances to Beyonce or anything else makes me sick. We get it..he made your 'LOVE ON TOP"  or ...

(Oh yes...I am serious about my Falcons #1SAINTSHATER) I thought I'd kick off 2012 with a little bit about me. You know, to get reacquainted with TheMochaPeach in the new year. It should be fun, right? So here we go: 1) I am deathly and I do mean DEATHLY afraid of clowns. Clowns..the BK King...I hate clowns with a passion. *shudders* I even saw a porn once with a clown mask in it and I almost vomited and fainted. 2) I feel naked when I go out the house without earrings on. I NEED earrings. 3) I want to become a professional fitness model but uhm...I got MILES to go. 4) If I wasn't an academic/academic professional, I'd move to Amsterdam and open a sex and/or weed shop. OR be a resort event planner ( I know...two extremes). 5) My ultimate goal is to move to London, UK to teach on the university level....and marry an Idris Elba type and have kids who say "knickers", "jumpers" (for sweaters)  and "bloak" 6) You will NEVER EVER c...

Being told you are beautiful everyday sometimes you take it for granted...until the day you just stop hearing it all together. ----

 Why is it SO EASY for men to move on? They move to a new city...they quickly fall into finding a new chick to smash. Divorce/Break Up....got a new broad within the week and marry her in 6 months. Break someone's heart...get another chick pregnant. I mean...where is the recovery time for your hear? It seems so cold. Especially cause the next chick won't know she's filler. The old girl becomes afterthoughts...if she doesn't materializes into vapor. Why are my ATL born and raised sensibilities not a good fit anymore in the NEW ATL of fake asses, over 35 year olds in the club, everyone wanting to be a model/star, and no one dating? I gotta get away. I wont tolerate bashing my city..ESP by transplants because they are partly why the atmosphere has changed. I'm tired. The truly Southern Belle I am (and not in a Phaedra way) and that just doesn't mix well now. But if I go...where will I go? Here or abroad? Will it all just be the same? Why are my misfortunes com...

...for this. WARNING: This is about to be the most conceited post in blog history. I got these awesome set of 38 DD"s sitting up here. I'm 31..and they are STILL PERKY! (lol).  I am not too big. Not too skinny. Well..I'm thickums..but I'm thick in most of the right places. Thick in the thighs..Pretty on the eyes!!! I have near flawless Mocha-colored skin. One time..a man told me I looked like "chocolate with bits of gold in it" (which is the best compliment I've ever had). I wear my makeup with the precision of Rembrandt...yet I dont look painted on. When I have the cash..I make sure my feet and hands are done. I have a face full of almond shaped eyes...the perfect pout and straight white teeth. And these cheekbones! My goodness! People pay good money for these! I have a laugh that is infectious and I have a sweet, Southern drawl. My breath is never funky (if so..I try to rectify ASAP). My locs are always freshly done, scalp oiled and smell heavenly....

Feeling open toed shoes sand and beaches Shania Twain and Faith Hill...(I LOVE them..I truly do) Dhani Jones (mercy...sweet Jesus that man is fine!) B.oB's album. someone washing my hair...while we are in the shower....(sexy) Broadway musicals the lyrics of this song.... museum exhibits BBC America all things Britis basically (see BBC America) Logo Channel straight white teeth my DVR..why didnt I get one sooner???? Not Feeling men with crusty black toe nails Noah's Arc was cancelled married men contacting "single" me. Go on, you predator. women who use "church" to substitute for your lack of a man. *smh* people who use the bible in every argument complicated recipes with expensive ingredients having a craving and being broke not knowing how to swim men who look at me strange when I say certain things I lack which leads them to be totally disinterested in me which brings me to another point...... How superficial the MEN are he...

Feeling Orgasms blow-pops Nutella RuPaul's Drag Race Strawberies Lace boyshorts Kit Kats All the New Music that's Out: Usher, Badu, Monica Raheem Devaughn first kisses Lobster This right here....right here...gotta have one Not Feeling All these black celebs getting reality TV shows Sleeping in the wet spot Thongs Being on a Diet celibacy being child-less Tyler Perry's coon-ismn guys who just "wanna be friends" and "kick it". Zane's Sex Chronicles Orgasms

Warning: This blog is written under the influence of 110 proof Tequila...LOTS of Tequila You ever see a dude..or know a dude..and EVERYTHING about him repulses you...he's a downright asshole..yet at the same tiem you wanna just f**K the SH*T outta him! LMAO! I got a particular friend..I'm instantly repulsed and pissed at him cause he says and does dumb shit....but something about him makes me wanna throw him up against the wall..kiss him yet grab his balls at the same time! LMAO! I got problems. Truthfully...I just want someone I can go on vacations with. *sigh* But oh well......... If I was a lebsian (which I am not)..I would NOT pick a butch chick! I mean isnt the point of being a Lesbian to be with a hot chick? That look like chicks?? I respect everyone's right to love who they want..but cmon! If i look like Nia long..why on earth would I screw a CHICK..who looks like Ice Cube??? Da fuck!! I'm really proud of my boobs! They are awesome!...