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Dear Men: Death to the "Hey You" Text

I am always inspired by other bloggers. I read and crack up DAILY at  Awesomely Luvvie's  blog. She is too funny.  The posts that always crack me up are her "sternly worded" letters, to celebrities, commentary on pop culture, and all other forms of rachetness. So, needless to say, she inspired me to do a "sternly worded letter" of my own to men and their use (well..misuse) of the "Hey You" text. Dear Men Of the Free World (Regardless of Race, Creed, Religion, Nationality, or Color): They shoulda never gave you nuggets cell phones.  And with the advent of texting, I definitely wish to hell that that means of communication was never born. I am convinced texting was invented by a cowardly man who wanted to avoid actual communication at all costs.  I mean, you DO know what it's (texting) for right? Texts are quick little joints like "Imma be late" or "Can you pick up some milk?" or "Hey..Emergency..My cat died". You kn...