Sex and The Southern Belle

AKA "Ma'am...you are doing the  ABSOLUTE most........." I know I haven't done this in a while..but I gotta shout out my good friend Kee who sent me this rachet video from WorldStarHipHop.com of someone's auntie (lol) .. Angel of "Angel's Erotic Solutions" .giving fellatio techniques. Ya know..I aint mad at her. Her tips are great and def promote oral sex w/ safe sex tips... (and she looks old den a mug so I am sure she got some miles on them lips!)  But the sound effects though. LMAO!! I am crying laughing. and her commanding "Put your D8ck between your legs!" I think my man would look at me like "Have you lost your mind? This is not Rupaul's Drag Race! Aint nobody finna tuck and roll!"  And she is VICIOUS with it yo.....you might scare a dude. LMAO! Then there is a slow motion replay? Then the spit...... See..........folks play too much! I didn't need to see all that off of a rubber dildo. (Random...I tota...

Kandi Burruss promotes her new Bedroom Kandi toy line at Shout Sept. 1, 2011. PHOTO CREDIT: Rodney Ho/rho@ajc.com Former Lead Singer of Xscape and Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member singer/songwriter Kandi Burruss recently launched her own line of sex toys. Kandi said she was inspired by Dr. Laura Berman (whose products I have also reviewed as well).... Kandi looking curvy and fab at her product launch party this past September. The line, entitled "Bedroom Kandi by Kandi Burruss", introduces women to luxury sex toys that are sleek, discrete, and gorgeous with cute little names and "adapters". Lots of products resemble women's items such as lipstick or compacts! Partnering with OhMiBod (famous for their Ipod/Vibrator combination) and designer Matthew Pung , Kandi has launched some pretty "hot" products "Happiness and Joy" vibrator "Kandi Kisses" lipstick vibrator I love that Kandi is branching out into other areas besi...

I know I havent done a weekly porn review in ages....but...I want to delve into the question: Is Superhead REALLY that super???? So I'm on the phone with one of my Frat brother and he is going on and on about Karrine "Superhead" Steffans and how bomb her head techniques is. If you arent familiar with who Karrine Steffans is, you must not have a TV or live on a commune.  Anyway, she's the pretty much video hoe who fucked mad dudes in the sports and entertainment industry and wrote a book about it..and got rich. Paving the way for whores around the world to feel like they can get their "come up" by airing their dirty laundry and spreading their legs. Furthermore, she is supposed to have the best head technique that ever existed on the planet (hence the moniker "Superhead").. Well...I'd heard she done a porn with one of my favorite porn stars Mr. Marcus  so of course I had to check it out (and my Frat told me to google it....darn you P!! *smh...

I actually got an e-mail the other day from a reader (my very first one): Dear Mocha.  I've been married for 3 years. I love having sex with my husband but...just one thing. I won't swallow when giving head. I know it shouldn't be a big deal but I dont think I can stomach it.  I'm afraid. and he's offended and thinks I'm not "feeling" it. I know I should. He's my husband! Do you have any tips? Well, dear reader, mastering the art of oral sex (head)  isn't just about movement of a chick's tounge. It's about lip/ tounge ratio. It's about avoiding your teeth and ample deep-throating (and a lack of gag reflex if at all possible).  It's about lung capacity. And yes.. the wetter, absolutely, the better . But...this blog post isn't really about that. *** WARNING ***: The rest of this blog is for the ADULT and SUPER Grown . Viewer Discretion is advised. This blog is about what most (black) women fear and only a small per...

There is someting about the fine art of conversation. A little face to face time. Wagging the tounge. Speaking in tounges. So much "conversation' that sounds become inaudible. But there's a lot of talking. Samantha : ...Going down, giving head... Carrie : ...Eating out... Miranda : I never understood that. Shouldn't it be "eating in"?- Sex and the City             There have been songs and odes to giving head. Uhm. That's great. But let's talk about that all important art of the " Love Snacking " also known as cunniligus . Men may think they are superb lovers if they are dicking you down like crazy. But if you have no skills as a "cunning linguist", then you might as well pack your bags and leave.  Women aren't built like men. We  have nerve endings and complex clitoral stimulation (which in part is why lesbians do this so much better..they are women and KNOW where to push the buttons). Even with that, every women isn...

It's SPRING!!! Flowers are in bloom... April showers feel and smell so fresh...the sun is warm against our cocoa colored skin...pollen is in full effect...and it can only mean one thing: Time to do some yard work! Trim the hedges...mow the lawn....pick the weeds....and most importantly ..GET A BRAZILIAN WAX ! *sigh* Ah yes...Spring signals that all important time in MY grooming timeline. Before I pull out a single skirt, I have to tidy up. Long gone are winters were a little more hair than normal is cool (Don't get me wrong..I do NOT go full African/Amazonian Bush woman..just not as low as usual.) Therefore, it's time to trim the hedges, clean the leaves out the yard, and get a brazilian wax. The beach is calling me...and hopefully..potential "summer boos".  Call me a saddist, but I do mine myself. Oh yes..I do my OWN waxes.  I'm gangsta. I have a waxing kit that I love..then I follow up with a special bikini clipper. When I have the chance to splu...

This week's porn review is all about "anal"....... Our weekly review focuses on: Alexander Devoe Presents Black Ass Addiction 5 Release date: November 09, 2009 Featuring: Vanessa Monet, Cassidy Clay, Stacie Lane, Evanni Solei, Alexa Cruz, Bunny Knight As I watched the "trailer" on another site, I was intrigued. I'm not a fan of movies that focus on "anal". I generally just find it a bit barbaric side. I mean to each his own.... but I decided to keep an open mind and watch this AVN (Adult Video Network) award winning video. (BTW...I find it absolutely hilarious that they give out "Oscar" equivalents" for these movies...LOL). I can tell you the two things that I DID NOT like about this move. It featured Wesley Pipes . OMG! I hate that dude so much..him and his "skinny" schlong and all his talking. He's unattractive with a gold tooth..and looks like he just got released from prison. UGH! He just doesnt do it for the ...

We will be featuring a new blog series on SATSB …. All about that naughty little genre of film called porn . I’m sure more women watch porn that they would care to admit to. Or perhaps you are in the group of women that think porn is taboo or just a “guy” thing. Well...I’m here to tell you that it isn’t. I want to sort of break the stigma associated with porn and especially women watching porn. And suggest some porn that will make you think….. (or get you in the mood..your choice!) Note: I do not endorse these porn studios, actors or websites personally or for any monetary gain. I am just merely suggesting something you may want to watch and entertain yourself. The Porn Review: Black Squirt featuring Jada Fire and Havana Ginger Director: LT Studio: Elegant Ange l I personally am VERY picky about the porn I watch. My friends laugh and say I am a "porn snob/racist". I like to see attractive people of color (Black/Latino/Brazilians) in porn and names I recognize. It’s all about...

..is about The Old Fashioned BJ Warning: Today's "Ask a Man" question is for the "grown ups". Someone wants to know "why is "oral stimulation" so important for dudes? More than food and money sometimes? And is that a dealbreaker in a relationship if a girl is bad and/or doesn't reciprocate?" Whoa... Fellas? AJ (man) *First* February 22 at 9:13am · AJ Like I am on a gossip blog..LOL...O.S.: Well when there is a itch that needs scratching and you(ladies) are not in the mood or whatever.. Putting your "mind" to it brings things in perspective. It's not necessarily a deal breaker..but if you want my "mind" on you, then you have to be able to put your "mind" on me. February 22 at 9:16am · Mocha A little "mind" over matter huh? LMAO! February 22 at 9:19am · AJ Yes Brains is a powerful tool and the mind is a terrible thing to waste February 22 at 9:20am · AJ On the serious tips I suggest that all women...