As you all know, I'm in my celibacy mode and I do not mess with porn anymore. It has been liberating. And quite frankly, it does absolutely nothing for me anymore. I've become sorta desensitized. Then again. I was never one of those people who watched porn to get off. It was more about..."studying" Anywho... One day, I ran across a blogger homie's Tweet about this blog: http://beardedandblack.tumblr.com/ with a pic of a man so deliciously sinful that my jaw hit the floor. Why oh WHY did I have to find this Tumblr? While I generally find Tumblr confusing and just messy overall, I couldn't stop looking at the blog. I dunno WHO created this joint, but I owe them a debt of gratitude. It was a mix of professionals (celebrities) and amateurs(regular Joe's) modeling their perfectly sculpted beards in all kinds of situations.... I became unusually aroused. It was weird. There are few things I require of a man. One being straight white teeth...