Sex and The Southern Belle

Can we go back… To the day that we met And how you made my stomach do flips and turns Instead of how when I look in your face I want to throw up I want to go back Back to the day… That you looked in my eyes and made me melt And how my palms were sweaty with anticipation Instead of how now my palms sweat with nervousness And my palms itch ready to slap the sh*t outta you I want to remember How you felt in my arms during a hug How your smile warmed me from the inside out And how your touch sent chills down my spine Instead of the chilling feeling I got When I realized you might not be all together “there” Back then.. You looked good You smelled good Now you look crazy And I smell foolishness I want to remember.. The anticipation I felt In walking toward you Now when I see crazy coming I cross the damn street Because I don’t want to remember The crazy muthafucker you truly are

New Age Pick-Up Lines What if we could be honest in what we wanted? Upon first encounter? What would you say? Could you? Would you? Look, I want money You want food and pussy So... Let's make a deal. Im not trying to commit I dont want to get married. Let's just f*ck and live together. I dont need no man! I'm an indepenedent woman But.. I'll call you when my BoB gets old and tired. These b*tches ain't shit All these hoes want is your money Imma pimp till I die. But at night...I cry myself to sleep I just want to be held. I just want to have a baby You seem like your genes might be a good fit Do you have good credit? Why are we wasting times with dates? I'm just taking you out To get in those jeans. So when you giving it up? I really have a girl at home I'm just weighing out my options Seeing what's out there Maybe I'll get something out of it. I'm married But I dont want to be I dont have the courage to...