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Make a Belle Laugh...






...and you've basically won half the battle.









I'm not a picky girl. Despite what others think, I'm also not a materialistic girl. There isn’t much I ask for in the opposite sex. I mean...every girl has a list of things that go without saying...but for me...Laughter and Humor are key. They might be in my top 5 qualities I look for in a dude (what am I saying...I just formulated this list like last month)...If you can make me laugh, I'm pretty much going to like you...I mean...you might even get to touch my booty. (LMAO! ok that's a stretch) I don’t mean old Chris Rock stand up material...I mean just natural laughter. Like...we laugh at things we have in common. We laugh at things we don’t...we just laugh! I mean if you make tears roll down my face and I snort...LMAO...trust me my heart melted a little (and I can be an ice queen for real....).






See...Im really a goofy person. Under all the MAC and the Nine West stilettos....I’m just a goofball. I mean my sense of humor can be kind of dry (a la British humor sometimes...).........LMAO! But I'm still crazy! I mean my favorite movies are dumb “white boy” movies like Old School, Road Trip, Stepbrothers, and Napoleon Dynamite....that has to say something about my humor level.






Translated: I'm retarded...LMAO! A Retarded Magna cum Laude graduate...I have no damn sense sometimes. you all know...LMAO!Trust me...you just cant expect laughter to totally get me into you. You got to have sex appeal. You got to be respectful...creative....romantic.....and about 48 more things. You got to be able to be at least 80% of what I want in a man (I mean no one is going to be 100%)I have no earthly idea WHY this was my thought of the day...... (Yes I do...I was talking to Nells and her neighbor decided to give me some feedback on the importance of humor while we were on the phone...just all in the convo...LOL) OR....maybe I just feel I deserve to laugh in spite of things going on. *shrug*Either way...making a girl laugh, fells...it’s so important. If you are dry....and just not humorous...we will get all turned off. *smh* Trust me! Take it from a goofy girl. LMAO!




(Well..maybe that and a big stick.....otherwise..if you DONT have a big stick..we will laugh...and that is comedy indeed....LMAOO! )

Comments

  1. Yakini8/16/09, 2:43 PM

    I agree with you... if you can make me laugh, then you've got me!!!! Thats my #1 quality in a partner, definitely! :-)

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  2. Anonymous8/16/09, 7:50 PM

    Just don't go full retard...LMAO!!!

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