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This week's porn review is all about "anal"....... Our weekly review focuses on:

Alexander Devoe Presents Black Ass Addiction 5
Release date: November 09, 2009
Featuring: Vanessa Monet, Cassidy Clay, Stacie Lane, Evanni Solei, Alexa Cruz, Bunny Knight

As I watched the "trailer" on another site, I was intrigued. I'm not a fan of movies that focus on "anal". I generally just find it a bit barbaric side. I mean to each his own.... but I decided to keep an open mind and watch this AVN (Adult Video Network) award winning video. (BTW...I find it absolutely hilarious that they give out "Oscar" equivalents" for these movies...LOL).
I can tell you the two things that I DID NOT like about this move. It featured Wesley Pipes. OMG! I hate that dude so much..him and his "skinny" schlong and all his talking. He's unattractive with a gold tooth..and looks like he just got released from prison. UGH! He just doesnt do it for the kid! His scenes made me want to fast forward and/or hurl. My personal favs for men are Byron Pumper and Mr. Marcus (who can do no wrong IMHO). Him and his talking! In real life..I absolutely ABHOR sh*t talkers..so what makes you think I wanna hear all that talking in a movie?? Negative! *thumbs down*
For the most part, I found it a bit excruciating to watch some of the scenes. One guy had a chick's mouth stretch open with his hands while he was receiving oral sex. I just cringed! I thought the women were very attractive (most I never was familiar with..but men would enjoy thius) and most of the men were (except Wesley of course). There was a 3 some scene that was interesting but the idea of double-penetration...I had to fast forward through it. Most of it wasn't too bad....
I guess my comfort level wasnt there to watch it. I try to keep a safe, open sexual mind...but some things can be a bit hard for me to watch...so I can't say I would watch it again.
I give this video 3 out of 5 stars.

Comments

  1. K, so I already emailed you my comments beforehand (because I had no self-restraint), but I'll just recap. lol.

    BOO!!!!! @ you not liking Wesley Pipes. LOL!!! He's my all-time favorite... why? Because I LOVE all the smack-talking. Love it! I find it very hot when (my) D talks isht. So I guess thats why Wesley Pipes is right up my alley. His looks arent all that great, but his swag trumps that. Yum!!! Mr. Marcus runs in close second, but he's a tad on the short size (his height, lol) and I've begun to find him bor-ing!

    I think we are, like, the funniest pair of porn connoisseurs ever (all ladylike and prissy on the outside)! LOL

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  2. Hahaha! That is the irony (and humor) of it all. IN REAL LIFE..we are quite girly with our MAC made up faces and heels...and pearls..cardigans...etc. But we harbor a "secret" porn prediliciton! LMAO! I love it!

    And I STILL SAY BOOOO on Wesley Pipes! He looks like a convict! I dont like that dude AT ALL! I like a balance of smack talking and moves (a la Mr Marcus..short stature or not!). Mr Marcus will get in it and have to back up out cause it's so good! LMAO! Now that man is a master of the craft!

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  3. lmao @ master of the craft. I beg to differ! But he is quite good.... I do like the baseball cap. Sexy! (I asked D to wear a cap for me once, and he looked at me like I was crazy, lol)

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  4. HAHAHA @ D wearing a cap! I can't see that. LMAOO!

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