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NSFW: The Weekly Porn Review

We will be featuring a new blog series on SATSB…. All about that naughty little genre of film called porn. I’m sure more women watch porn that they would care to admit to. Or perhaps you are in the group of women that think porn is taboo or just a “guy” thing. Well...I’m here to tell you that it isn’t. I want to sort of break the stigma associated with porn and especially women watching porn. And suggest some porn that will make you think….. (or get you in the mood..your choice!)





Note: I do not endorse these porn studios, actors or websites personally or for any monetary gain. I am just merely suggesting something you may want to watch and entertain yourself.

The Porn Review:
Black Squirt featuring Jada Fire and Havana Ginger
Director: LT
Studio: Elegant Ange
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I personally am VERY picky about the porn I watch. My friends laugh and say I am a "porn snob/racist". I like to see attractive people of color (Black/Latino/Brazilians) in porn and names I recognize. It’s all about big butts and big sticks (LOL). I don’t like to watch things that make me totally uncomfortable. I’m not into strange fetishes like big women or pregnant women or midgets (LOL). I dont even like interracial because often times that becomes played out sexualized racial stereotypes. If anything, for me, porn is hilarious most times and is just an encyclopedia of sex. In other words, it hones your skills (I have picked up many a tip from porn….my secret! ;) )
I got into porn purely by accident in college. One of my boyfriends at the time had one in his DVD (I'm sure not by accident). and I watched it. Shocked..yet unable to turn away And it definitely added a little spice to the relationship. At one point, I had probably 100 DVDs of porn…now I’ve scaled it down….to 50 I think (LOL). And with the advent of free sites (and anonymous friends who like to send you porn as bridal shower gifts…LOL), you never have to buy porn again.


I was on the porn website Tubekings and ran across a small snippet of porn by one of my favorite “actresses” (if you can call them actresses..LOL) Jada Fire. I like her for a number of reasons: she’s attractive, she doesn’t say dumb stuff, she gives amazing head, and she probably has THE best boob job on the planet (my boy Ed had to convince me that the suckers were fake….) Honestly, she is a brown skinned girl that I can relate to looks wise. It also featured two other attractive women…(Hey..I’m straight but a little girl-on-girl doesn’t bother me)… What I thought would be just a regular old scene….quickly turned uhm…..interesting. What did it feature???




Squirting. Yep. Squirting. The all elusive female ejaculation. I was like…WOW! I thought this was the stuff of myths (and Sex and the City). I quickly had to go look for the entire video and I found it (If you can...DON’T pay for porn. There are a ton of free sites I will direct you all to as the series progresses….). I couldn’t believe it. Sistas had a TALENT that I surely hadn’t developed yet (and filed that in my mental “to do” list). And I'd heard many male friends squeal with delight at the thought of women doing this while in bed. The evidence of them messing up their sheets gave them a sense of pride.

What is squirting you ask? Well according to Wikipedia:




Female ejaculation (commonly known as squirting and gushing[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals . Critics have maintained that ejaculation is either stress incontinence or vaginal lubrication. Research in this area has concentrated almost exclusively on attempts to prove that the ejaculate is not urine,[53][71] measuring substances such as urea, creatinine, prostatic acid phosphates (PAP), prostate specific antigen (PSA),[6] glucose and fructose [72] levels. Early work was contradictory; the initial study on one woman by Addiego and colleagues reported in 1981,[41] could not be confirmed in a subsequent study on 11 women in 1983, [73] but was confirmed in another 7 women in 1984.[74] In 1985 a different group studied 27 women, and found only urine,[56] suggesting that results depend critically on the methods used. A 2007 study on two women involved ultrasound, endoscopy, and biochemical analysis of fluid. The ejaculate was compared to pre-orgasmic urine from the same woman, and also to published data on male ejaculate. In both women, higher levels of PSA, PAP, and glucose but lower levels of creatinine were found in the ejaculate than the urine. PSA levels were comparable to those in males.[5]

Ok now that I’ve bored you all to death, let’s talk about the video. I think the video would have been better if there would have been some more dudes in there (it was an all female video and I mean there is only so many minutes of chicks I can watch, despite them being attractive. There may have been one dude in it..in a threesome). I mean I still don’t understand how they can do it on demand like that.
According to most accounts, it’s about stroking the g-spot (although they say it can happen without doing so). So ladies, you either have to have good reach with your BOB (battery operated boyfriend) or have a brother that can do it manually (or has a serious curve in his manhood...LOL). But the video definitely gives you idea of how to reach that all elusive squirt and have you pretty amazed. After watching this video, I had to look up some of Jada Fire’s other work (apparently she is the queen of squirting among black women in the industry). I am telling you…it’s amazing.

I give Black Squirt 4 out of 5. It is available on CDuniverse.com

Comments

  1. I like Jada Fire too (although Derek hates her - says she comes off very "fake" to him). However, my all time fav girl is Bambi Bliss (aka Jenna Brooks). Its funny, because your reasons for liking Jada (ie, being able to relate to her appearance, her body type, etc.) are similar to my reasons for liking Bambi. She is a really pretty, brown-skinned girl with very natural-looking features (ie, large eyes, full nose and lips) and also leggy, with nice, curvy hips. Definitely reminds me of myself in many ways.

    Omg, Jada has a boob job? Wow!!! Looks so natural!!!

    How funny that you like the squirting - i hate those videos, and wont watch it if I know it includes that. I dont like how it looks at all, and it does nothing for me.

    I like this new addition to the blog. ;-) I hope you end up featuring my fav male actor: Wesley Pipes!

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  2. Just got schooled! Now off to find the video!

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  3. Ok i must agree with you Jada Fire is the truth and she's one of the reasons i'm so hell bent on learning how to squirt but my girl is Pinky now she gets down. You sure hit the nail on the head with this one.

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