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NSFW: The Weekly Porn Review

You ever wanted to hook up a video camera and tape yourself?
You ever want to watch it back?
Do you pretend to be Janet Jacme?
Do you think it will turn you on?


Before you set up the tripod and mirrors in your bedroom, why don't you check out the pornsites and view a little....



This week's Weekly Porn Review is about amateur porn and how it can inspire you. (Note: There will be a few clips, including one listed above).


My favorite porn clip of all time is only 3 minutes long.Totally not professional and just stared two very freaky adults (and one very smoking hot dude included). Aside from the R. Kelly rocking in the background and the obvious appearance that dude probably lives with his mama considering the el-cheapo furniture....) But I like it. Dude is HOT. Girl has a great body, he moves her with one single motion into a position and he's open to a lot of creativity. It's basic..but it's hot. Esp. the part where he looks over in the camera for a second. And for a second you wish that it was you....

Now..I've never made a porn tape in my entire life with another person. And I probably won't for a number of reasons 1) I do not need to see my fat jiggle in HD and 2) I dont trust a man with that, husband or not, committed or not, with that type of creative license in the bedroom with something so private. 3) I don't need my sex tape leaked and I want to be a professional woman.

With that said, that isn't to knock the practice of a little John Cassavetes/Spike Lee action in the bedroom. Hey..if you totally TRUST a person with that kind of thing, please be all means. Try it! For a little creativity. Who wouldn't to be their man's own person porn star in the bedroom?. While the above clips were not the best quality, you can definitely use it as some creative fuel for some action.  But (according to several folks I've asked) you need a few good tools

1) a quality camera: something that has good angles with a tripod (and some even have remotes)
2) good video editing software..if you really want to get creative later on and splice and edit
3) a theme, good lingerie (put on some makeup, heels, etc)
4)a sex bedroom (good sheets,  mirror, lighting, nice set up)

and most importantly....

5) a contract to DESTROY this tape AFTER you watch it. No saving it. Nothing. Watch then destroy....

Now if you can't adhere to #5..then you just don't need to get down with the video camera. EVER!  I mean you cant do thinks with a person you can't trust. The same goes for a person who would set up a camera and NOT TELL YOU. Talk about a violation of trust. I would not want to be on the 50 inch flatscreen for a horny drunk bunch of fratboys to see! It's sexy..it's intimate and it should just be for the two of you.

Taking a look at a few amateur porn videos are a great way to be creative and to spice up things in the bedroom. Some are terribly cheesy and the lighting is poor, but some also give the big studios a run for their money!

You never know...

The camera may be flattering to you and add 10 lbs in the RIGHT areas....;)


In the meantime, I might just take the safer route and


........just do it in front of a mirror (LOL).

Comments

  1. I would never trust ANYONE enough to allow this. I've learned from all the celebrity "sex tape" scandals.

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  2. Good post.

    You definitely need the contract for whatever actions that might (are bound) occur in the future. Me and whatever girlfriend made a few in the past. I still regret every last one of them.

    Why? No effing one can keep a secret anymore.

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  3. Ok, I watched that clip a few times. That was so doable lol! The position change not the video taping lol I don't think I can do nor am I willing to try to be on cam. And I pride myself on being the biggest freak for that special someone. I'm far from a prude just don't want to see all of this all over the place, even if he says I look sexy ass hell during sex lmao

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  4. haha! trust or no trust, i'd be too paranoid to let anyone KEEP a tape we had made (note, i didnt say i'd be too paranoid to make it.... but it'd have to stay in MY possession always!!!!)

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