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NSFW: The Weekly Porn Review

This week...I decided to focus on something I'd like to call...

"The Porn Parody"


I was watching the 2010 AVN awards late one night on Showtime. It's the porn industry's version of the Oscars. It was a star-studded crowd And I realized two things watching 1) I'm in the wrong industry because these joints make millions and 2) there are various porn catagories I had never heard of. Some were crazy like "gonzo" (based on the no frills style of photojournalism  described by Hunter Thompson) ....and best "Pov" (point of view). But the one that was the craziest thing to me was "parody porn". Apparently this is porn based on a real person or a TV show or movie that they spoof and add porn to... The thought of comedy mixed with porn intrigued me....so I decided to check out one of the nominated features based on my favorite show (which won the AVN 2010 best parody award)

Not the Cosby's XXX

Hustler Video (available on http://www.sitcums.com/ )

Director Will Ryder

Starring Tori Black, Jenny Hendrix, Misty Stone, Lana Violet, Sarah Vandella, Jaelyn Fox, Melody Nakai, Cassidy Clay, Nina Devon, Monica Foster, Tyler Knight, Danny Mountain, Jay Ashley, Tee Reel, Dick James, Thomas Ward, Scott Lyons

I decided not to be bias and open my mind to different types of porn. And I was assured (via the previews) that  "Claire and Cliff" wouldnt be doing the kids. LMAO! As long as that didn't happen..I was cool. What was so funny was the guy playing the "Cliff" character looked SO MUCH like  Bill Cosby it was distractingly funny....everyone else..not so much. The "Theo" dude was fat...The "Sandra' chick was weird looking...and well.."Rudy" was kinda old  (of course old..but..we talking maybe late 30's..LMAO!).

I couldnt focus on the porn scenes without being distracted by the bad acting and even worse wigs (LMAO!). The porn scenes were alright. I got bored halfway through (maybe the "plot" was a bit too much).  The thought of a fat Theo getting down with one of Cliff's "pregnant" patients is just..unnerving.  LMAO!



Hmm..not sure how I feel mixing porn with comedy. While most porn is hilarious, Im not sure I liek the diliberate use of comedy infused with my porn. Just give me a regular old "gonzo" movie anyday. If you like parody, you may like it. I was not amused. I felt like they were giving a big ol cumshot on an treasureed American gem in television. Some things just don't need to be messed with. (The sad part is...there is a part 2 to this bullshit...LMAO!)


If you want to laugh...I def tell you all to get it..watch it..and shake your head. IF you like your porn straight..no chaser (like me), then this "genre" isnt for you.

I give this movie 1.5 out of 5 stars.

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  1. ~Y4/29/10, 9:40 PM

    Omg! Lmao! Ive never even heard of parody porn. Wow!!! I'm surprised they were even allowed to use the name "Cosby's" without getting sued. I'm like you, I prefer my flix straight - no chaser. But Ive gotta admit, this concept is a funny one!!!!

    If i were to watch this, it'd strictly be for a chuckle, without any other expectations.

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