Feeling/Not Feeling: Short and Sweet

(These brothers are sharp...courtesy of Andre' Kardashian's Pinterest Board)

FEELING

• MAXWELL IS COMING!! 2 nights, all the albums IN FULL, Phillips Arena!
• Free stuff with coupons
• Themed Food nights. Fridays are usually Tacos for me. Or Fish. Or Pizza.
• Michael Ealy and his sex scenes in "Think Like A Man"
• I like odd things like Full Lips w/ Green Eyes. Or Freckles on dark skinned folks. Or real negro features on SUPER light people. That's so dope and unusual
• Pinterest (that bears repeating)
• men who read books. enjoy reading books. it's sexy
• My upcoming Tango class
• girls who have ownership of their curves
• being curvy but FIT
• planning pretend weddings.
• dapper dressed men...(.and no...it's not "gay". it's just high fashion. i wish more men knew that!)
• Marc Jacobs
• Tom Ford
• like i deserve to be adored. everyday. every second of every minute of every hour of everyday. Not obsessively..but enough to where I deserve a damn phone call once or twice a day
• Usher's "Climax"
• Brandy's new album...

NOT FEELING

• dating sites and who they pick as your 80% and above matches. These men are not men I could take home to my mama. Why? Cause they are unsightly. While I am not big on the physical, I don't need to squint or put a paper bag over your head to be with you. At all! Fuckability is key, ya'll.
• your bad spelling is such a turnoff. Granted I am not the best speller but if you misspell basic words like "you"....then we have a problem. A BIG one.
• THEN the ones who reject you make it seem so arbitrary. "Uhm..on your profile it says you wanna have sex 3-5 times a week. I need EVERYDAY. sorry. We aren't a match!" HUH?? *scratches head*
• Why do I even bother???  Why? Cause I am a sucker for the possibilty of love and romance.
• WHY? cause when I thought ............anyway *DELETE*
• I need a date to the Maxwell concert. Alas...it'll prob be me and my girl
• That's no fun. I'd be too aroused...and uhm..I do not swing that way...LMAO!
• All my friends have "spring time boos".....not i. *smh*
• I have SUCH an odd looking face. At one point, I had considered rhinoplasty. I am dead serious.
• Unnecessary lies. You didn't have to lie about take a woman on a trip with you. We aint together, homie.
• going to the gynecologist. She assaults me. I don't mean physically (lol). It's a mental assault "Sooo...you are getting older...do you want BC or will you be getting pregnant?" *sigh* Just draining.
• Usher needs to make more "ballads"
• wanted
• needed
• adored..even though I know I deserve it. Adoring myself...gets old :)
• like I wanna add anymore to this list. /FIN.