Feeling
• Awesome first dates
• Guys who open EVERY door…and make me believe in chivalry
• Balanced conversation
• Tight hugs
• People calling you back in a timely manner
• French pedicure toes
• The smell of fresh roasted coffee
• My mom
• Being a total girly-girl yet paradoxically a tomboy.
• The taste of new lipgloss
• Guys who dig my locs
• BBQ ribs…pass the pork!
• Men who can cook (and other than grilling…)
• Love letters...hand written, smelling like cologne... or typed
Not Feeling
• Terrible first dates
• Narcissistic babbling and rambling
• Limp handshakes
• Waiting by the phone ..for THE phone call
• People not returning calls or texts in a timely manner
• Chicks with feet like they are Third World citizens
• Sloppy kisses
• When your “crush” doesn’t have mutual feelings
• Stereotypical ideas and notions about the people of Atlanta (esp. women)
• Guys who ask me “So…when you gonna cut your hair??”
• Filling in for the front desk receptionist (this is way above my pay grade…*smh*)
• The dude who killed chivalry..and the women who allowed it
• Tipper and Al separating after 40 years (CMON SON! Just DIE together! *smh*)
• Sleazy text messages

I love these Feeling/Not Feeling segments.
ReplyDeleteITA with no feeling waiting by the phone for THE call, sloppy kisses (*barf*), any kind of negative hair comments, and first dates that suck!!!
Mmmmmm!!!!! Fresh roasted coffee. Smells sooo good!!!
Who divorces after forty years? A husband and wife who finds that the husband has outside children?
ReplyDeleteToo funny @ sleazy text messages. I feel you though.
Agreed @ Stereotypical ideas and notions about the people of Atlanta (esp. women)
Hahahaha @ Men who can cook (and other than grilling…)
Hand written love letters are still the business, I see.