February 25, 2013

NSFW: The Weekly Porn Review

AKA "Ma'am...you are doing the  ABSOLUTE most........."

I know I haven't done this in a while..but I gotta shout out my good friend Kee who sent me this rachet video from WorldStarHipHop.com of someone's auntie (lol).. Angel of "Angel's Erotic Solutions" .giving fellatio techniques.




Ya know..I aint mad at her. Her tips are great and def promote oral sex w/ safe sex tips... (and she looks old den a mug so I am sure she got some miles on them lips!)

 But the sound effects though. LMAO!! I am crying laughing. and her commanding "Put your D8ck between your legs!" I think my man would look at me like "Have you lost your mind? This is not Rupaul's Drag Race! Aint nobody finna tuck and roll!"  And she is VICIOUS with it yo.....you might scare a dude. LMAO! Then there is a slow motion replay? Then the spit...... See..........folks play too much! I didn't need to see all that off of a rubber dildo.

(Random...I totally forgot that the part around the base of the head is called the "corona"...which makes me view my fav beer in a whole new way............)

This def isn't suitable for work..but lord...watch it on your cell phone at lunch and laugh like I did! I mean hey..it may help someone who is clueless..which is always a great thing. But does it take 20 minutes to teach all of this? Seriously?? A good BJ should take at least 5 to 8 minutes! ...at least..that's what I HEARD...*cough* (Ok so she says that too...but it don't take 20 minutes to teach blow jobs! LOL)


Enjoy :)

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