August 25, 2012

A Celebration of Titties :)

(Just look how glorious those thangs are! That guhl is fine, doe....)


I, along with my other big breasted sistas, want to reclaim the breasts! There has been an assault and shaming of breast-meat and I will not stand it any longer.I want breasts to return to their rightful place in the pantheon of womanhood and sexiness.. and appreciation

This is a manifesto of sorts!

  STOP THE ASSAULT, SHAMING and IGNORING of the titty-breastmeat!!!

There was a time when my boobs were enough. I mean..I could wear a low cut shirt and get free drinks. I could push em up and almost put my eye out and go and have a good time.  Now...all of a sudden..breasts are not revered anymore.

Even breasts have become a sort of poster child of malignancy. It is all of a sudden "woe is me...woe are those who have breasts". I say this in part due to all the the billions pumped into Breast Cancer. This isn't to say breast cancer isnt bad...it should be defeated and irradicated. But all of a sudden..."breasts"  and having them has become a bad word associated with cancer..dangerous even. Breasts are so dangerous that you cant even use them for their intended purpose, which is to feed children, publicly. Women are being shamed about their boobs...

I am not here for breasts being painted as bad...but I am most definitely not here for this shift from the breast to, all things, the ass. I know..brothers love ass.  It's cultural...Yadda..yadda. But there was a small minority of brothers who loved boobs. Sistas in the Motherland had tig ol biddies too!  Imma need that minority to get loud and have a stronger voice! WE LOVE BOOBS!! Shout it from the roof tops!! I am also going to need ladies who loved their boobs to flaunt them (tastefully) and enjoy having them. Women who may have lost a breast...flaunt it.  Flaunt your mastectomy scar. Get a cool tattoo over it....

(Isn't that beautiful?? I think so...)

Do not be ashamed of your breasts: big or small. If they are there...or not there. Whether they are real or fake....they are breasts. Celebrate them!

 I remember a time when a boob job was acceptable. Now...boob jobs are weird..and ass jobs are acceptable? What? I mean..Im not for either one really (ok..maybe the ass lift......not implant) but uhm... that's just odd. All these magazines with their "booty models". I mean..reputable "men's" magazines. And WOMEN's for that matter! I dont know how many times I've looked at Essence and thought.."Where are the girls with the knockers! Where are my people, yo???" Booty meat is cool..but guess what..I can make my titties jiggle and you be just as pleased. I'm over 30 but they are still pretty perky....*shrug*

Breasts, unlike ass have a valuable biological function. Breast nurture, soothe, caress....feed multitudes! Without boobs, some of  ya'll would be dead from malnutrition. Asses are nice to look at and sure they fill out a nice pair of tight True Religions.and are cushion for your tailbone..but what purpose does this serve. Boobs require care. We must always cup them in the finest of bras. Most of us with big ones can't go bra-less like that. Boobs are expensive cause bras are not cheap (at least not the good ones).  In summer, we gotta powder our boobies and avoid that nasty ring of sweat.. And although my boy Jackson Bracey over at TheReasonableBachelor.com hates "oily boobs" the sight of some dry, ashy decolletage isn't cute at all.

I mean..aren't my boobs enough! JESUS! *smh* I like wearing fitted v-neck T-shirts with sweat pants that hang low. I like showing some cleavage and adding a little bronzer to them... Now all of a sudden..I gotta worry about my boobs AND my ass. Look..I can only concentrate on one or the other. I can do squats and dead lifts and whatever to lift my ass..but my boobs will always remain pretty large and in charge. Boobs frame my face well. I'd look crazy with little boobs. And now..this isn't to say small boobs can't be celebrated! YES! Celebrate your small boobs! You still got em even if they look like two fried eggs!!

I say all of this to say....let's come back to the breast!. Breasts are awesome. Some women (see above) have some beautiful ones. Men and Women need to revere the boob again. Next to the vagina...it is the "less gratuitous" cradle of womanhood

So ladies, wave them things in the air and say.."I AM HERE! I HAVE BREASTS!! AND I LOVE THEM" Men....say.."WE LIKE TITTIES!!!"

The movement appreciates your support (*pun intended*)


:)


4 comments:

  1. lol, you are a mess!!! She does have some gorgeous cleavage in the first picture.

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    1. Doesn't she?? It makes mine look like an old grandma's! LOL

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  2. #1. I haven't been good about leaving comments for you, so I'm trying to improve that. Your posts are so thoughtful, there's not really much else to say except, "Word."

    #2. The title of this post had me laugh out loud, which, when my hubby asked me why I was laughing and I told him the title, he said,

    #3. "Titties are well worth celebrating!"

    #4. I'm putting you in time out with the small breasticles look like fried eggs comment!

    #5. The first picture had me wanting some bigger mamma-jammas, though.

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    1. Tell your husband that I appreciate his input and yours!! LOL..and yes..that pic makes me angry. LOL. I feel like i got flapjacks in comparison. ANd I will go to time out i guess. LOL

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