August 21, 2012

The NSFW Weekly Porn Review: How to Squirt (with instructions)

As you can see...apparently I am obsessed with this right??


So anyway...I was looking for an instructional video on "How to Squirt"...and ya know...I found a really good one. It wasn't trashy or anything...... I found it on RedTube.com

Ok..I won't like. the dude is mad  clinical technical  a tad Creepy McCreeperson and it aint sexy...  and the woman in it is shaped like a teenager (yuck).....but I thought it was useful for men, women, and those of any orientation to learn this technique... with or without a partner....



I mean dude is no Alfred Kinsey that is for damn sure.. He's just a guy who has a girlfriend who wants to teach others. He isn't talking about G-spots or massaging the "female prostate" or anything clinical/scientific......he's just a pervy guy who says stuff like "Look at her face....that's her reward"..  And he's using grapeseed oil as lubricant. and even gives us tips on what to drink to "hydrate" ourselves (gatorade, ginger/water, etc....). Chick couldn't even stand afterwards..


(Yep..I had the vicious Michelle O side-eye afterwards...)








So anyway...here is the video:


3 comments:

  1. Okay I guess this is what's called an "instructional video".

    ....yeah, I'm gonna have to give this the "side eye" too.

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  2. I hate everything about squirting! LOL! When i see a video with it i just turn it off cuz it looks so fake to me. I bet D would like it if i did that though (smh) but i'm not even interested in trying it. lol

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  3. Her face when he kissed her forehead!

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