(For the record..I don't know this dude... but for the purpose of this blog..he is about the most unsexy, unflattering dude I could muster up. *sigh*)
One of my friends decided that she, too, wanted to hook me up with someone. Not only did she fail to get to know my standards...she failed at the hook-up rule (see yesterday's post). She sent me a pic of the dude..and he looked like Snuffalupagus. Don;t you remember Snuffalupagus?
(Yes..he was cute and adorable..but only for a few minutes then he was hairy and creepy!)
I told her flat out. "You must hate me. Either you hate me or you find me hideous and feel that I shouldn't date better looking men". She shut her trap and tried to laugh it off. I wasn't laughing.
I posted the following status on FB...
If you try and set me up w/ a dude and he's ugly... what you are REALLY saying is "of course I don't think you're pretty enough for someone better" and you neither love me nor listen. Dude looks like Snuffalupagus...
My Sorors (God Bless them) quickly spoke up and said "Well..I BET he has a great personality".
NEWSFLASH: For the Record..NO ONE has ever F***ked a personality.
I'm not superficial. A guy doesn't have to be Idris Elba (but lawd..I'd melt if he was..but I digress) but please..let me want to procreate with him and give my kids SOME of his good genes. This dude wasnt even REMOTELY attractive to me. ..and I've dated some pretty ok looking men! Trust me! This is saying a lot. And why did I date those "ok looking" men...because to be quite honest...I wanted to fuck em. Dude didn't even get an "he's OK! I can work with this!" Hell naw.
I've never heard a man say.
"Dude..Im about to go over Tina's house. She gives some GREAT personality! I love that
hot, steaming personality...especially when she shows her personaltity to me ALL NIGHT LONG"
I've never heard a woman say...
"GURL...his damn personality is OFF THE CHAIN! They way he works his persona makes me soooooooo turned on! Girl he had me up against the wall with that persona of his! I would have all his babies just to let him put some personality all up in me!"
You see how fucking stupid that sh*t sounds. Yeah....just as stupid as having your answer to "Is he nice looking?" be "Well...he has a GREAT personality". B*TCH..if I wanted to french kiss his personality...I woulda told you so!
You've never heard anyone say that have you?
And when you do....I'll give you $5, some Funyuns, and a pack of Zig-Zags because you MUST be smokin!!!!