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Breakfast: A Poem

I just want to have sex. With you. I just want to have sex. With him. And make him an omelet An egg-white omelet For Breakfast On New Year’s Day And send him home. But I’ll have to ask The question The classic question: What are you doing? New Year’s New Year’s Eve?

Ask The MochaPeach: Is It Like Riding a Bike?

Dear The Mocha Peach:
I am having a serious, anxiety issue. You see…after a devastating break up and having my wedding called off a month before the date, I have not been dating that often. But recently, I met a guy that gives me butterflies. He’s amazing. We’ve been dating for a while now. The only problem is: I haven’t had sex SINCE I broke up with my fiancĂ©. That was 22 months ago! I am so scared and nervous. I feel like I’d be really wack at sex now because I’m so out of practice. I literally don’t know where the f*** to begin.  I want to go there with the new guy but I feel like I have no idea if I’ll be able to please him. I feel like a virgin all over again at 30 years old. Do you have any advice?
Signed,
Is It Like Riding a Bike?
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Dear Is it Like Riding a Bike:
My dear, I want to commend you on not giving your cookies away for 22 months. My goodness! What a serious test of will power and selection. This goes to show that you are selective, you know what you want, and you don’t…

Relationship Resolutions for 2011

In 2011 I vow:
oTo get out more. No matter my circumstances. I need to get out more.
oTo let sex be on the backburner for as long as I possibly can. Though the flesh is weak and men are beautiful, we got to be stronger than this.
oTo somehow “turn down my sexy”. This is going to sound crazy but I have to figure out whatever it is I am doing that makes men go left…when I do not intentionally do it.
oTo stop being so shy and actually approach someone that I find attractive. Rejection be damned.
oTo actually have a “date wardrobe”: a wardrobe in preparation for dates so I can be ready when the time comes.
oTo be ready. Can’t get caught slipping with the brows, nails, pedi, waxing, hair Gotta stay ready…never know when an opportunity to go out will present itself.
oTake chances. Open myself up to other races…. even “non-traditional” arrangements like long-distance, someone 10 years older, or even bi-coastal…hey…if a dude in this city won’t be checking for me. I’m sure someone else will.
oTry join…

Feeling/Not Feeling: The 2010 Year-in-Review

Feeling/ Not Feeling For 2010
Feeling ·Living my academic dreams ·Mariah and Nick living their dreams. Not a big fan of Mariah’s music but so happy she’s happy. ·Hopeful for the new year ·Having my mother one more year ·Being able to bless others and have them be a blessing to me ·The new blog design coming soon! OMG! HOT-NESS!!! ·The possibility of shaving my head a la Chrisette come 2011. (I don’t know...this could be a phase) ·Getting my debt taken care of…stuff is moving and shaking J ·Revamping my wardrobe ·Designing my bedroom to be more “adult”. I got that done. (I need new linens though) ·My Falcons and their record! WOO HOO! (and MAYBE I’ll be able to throw a Superbowl Party! *crossing fingers* ) ·Forgiveness and friendship ·The increased readers of my blog...love you all to pieces. *smooches* ·Looking forward to traveling. Trying to plan a Ghana trip in Summer 2011. ·Working on myself...for myself…and no one else…from the inside out. ·A quiet, Christmas. Just me..my mama..and some Cold Stone…

This Wicked Game....

**I wasn't going to share this on the blog..but..I've been transparent thus far in my dating experiences..why not stop now..so here goes....**

I started carrying a convo on with a guy named ...well..we'lll call him Mr Violations (cause he had at least 4 of the 10 violations I talked about in my last blog but...Ialthough it was comedy...Ialso didn't wanna judge a book by it's cover).

Gorgeous..dimples..well-chisled..brown skinned tiny gap in his teeth..originally from Queens but living in DC. The convo was going really well via texting and chatting. So..we decided to take it to Oovoo (it's sorta like Skype but better....clearer pictures)

So anyway..we are chatting and the chatting was going well..laughing and what not. So..he asked (as they all do)..do I have any pictures. So..I send him some..you know..full body...etc. I wasnt naked. I was well dressed. in my designer finest. It was pics from when I went to see Maxwell and some from earlier this year..and when …

Wordless Wednesday

Veiled....

Red Light Special: One Day in Amsterdam (NSFW)

Our Guest Blogger is AJ. She's a foodie and world traveler. She's also one of my oldest and dearest "cyber-friends"...if you can imagine that! She's decided to give us a little Black American's tourist view of good old Amsterdam and their red-light district as she travels Europe this month for work.
(For more food related posts from AJ, visit her at http://ajthefoodie.blogspot.com)


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Hey Guys!

Note:  I am a food blogger, but I just HAD to get these thoughts out - and I thought Ms. Mocha Peach's sexy lil blog was the perfect stage for my sex-inspired encounter.

Some of these images may be slightly graphic.  This post is SO not safe for work. 

For 3 weeks, I straddled (no pun intended) the fence about whether I should go on a weekend trip to Amsterdam while I was in Europe for business. 
Decided at the last minute to book a ticket.  I arrived in cloudy, misty Amsterdam at about 10am.  Not unlike other trips I plan while overseas, I have a few places …

10 Rules for Internet Dating

Vlog: My Date with Jamaica Mon

The NSWF Weekly "Porn" Review: Because She's "Single"

...which isn't exactly "porn" But apparently YouTube (like idiots) thinks that it is..

Not too many music videos leave me speechless these days...but Mr. Raheem Devaughn's new one (which incidentally was banned from YouTube) has done just that. It's called "Single" (and swipes that Lil Wayne beat from the song with the same title).... It left me a little hot and bothered.


I'm telling you..I need me a thick, lipped joker who is well-versed in the ways of the Book of SWV, Chapter 1, Verse 1..."Downtown". Hammercy, Raheem! I woke up and had the video on my mind. Everyone has the fantasy of having a little trist in a hotel room with a very hot and sexy lover (could be your boyfriend or fiancee'...your "FWB" or even your husband doing a little role playing). I dunno if that makes me LAME for actually watching the video without sound and pretending the chick is a thinner, finer version of me (lol)...or I just have a vivid imaginati…